awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

minimist:

Things I like the taste of: pizza, wine and sweet, sweet victory.

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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He used the wrong
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#NotAllDucks

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw)