I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
people who say dumb shit like “if you the man she shouldnt have to pay for nothing” usually end up the same people that say “you cant trust these hoes though”
good luck with relationships that are based on monetary output and childish dependency though.
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying